
I was searching desperately for this song on YouTube but found nothing. This is the video that's posted to EFO's website, but the download took forever... More people NEED to discover this group and their amazing talent for harmony and lyrics, so here it is!

Lyrics: You've got exactly sixty seconds to tell me what you meant by that. One short minute to apologise. You've got exactly sixty seconds to tell me what you meant by that. I hear the murder rate is on the rise. I'm in love, but i do not speak the language. I'm in love, and I don't understand. I'm in love, and i do not speak the language, but i try to speak the language of this foreign land. (chorus) Here i am, stupid American Here i am Here i am, stupid American Here i am You've got exactly sixty seconds to take back that stupid question. A baguette doesn't come with a bag. You've got exactly sixty seconds to take back that stupid question. It's called a baguette, don't you get it - get it? I'm in love, but i do not speak the language. I'm in love, and i don't understand. I'm in love, and i do not speak the language. When i try to speak the language it comes out sounding like: (chorus) His heart is Italy... His kiss is Paris... His body is Brazilian... My heart is...my heart is Oklahoma Oklahoma You've got exactly sixty seconds to kiss me like a European. One short minute to show me how. You've got exactly sixty seconds to love me like a spy. I've seen those foreign films, do it - do it now! i'm in love, with a man who says "te amo" i'm in love, he calls me "ma petite chou-chou" i'm in love, and i try to speak the language but i can't understand a single word he's saying (chorus) (chorus)

From the ancient halls of fame, comes a never before released secret episode from the even more ancient life of Eddie From Ohio. I am pleased to present the Eddie From Ohio Promotional Video that never saw the light of day nor really promoted anything!!!!! www.facebook.com
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Eddie from Ohio performs "The Train Song" at the Birchmere on 1-16-11. Sorry about the poor video/or lack of! EFO: Robbie Schaefer, Julie Murphy Wells, Michael Clem, Eddie Hartness with Jake Armerding
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Climb in with Eddie Malik & watch as he hunts for a big, Ohio whitetail
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Eddie from Ohio with Jake Armerding perform "Down To the River to Pray" at Wolf Trap on 9-9-111.
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Photo by my cavegirl friend Kathleen: - www.flickr.com Track from this album: - www.amazon.com About Eddie from Ohio: - en.wikipedia.org Lyrics: ... Hi. - Gimme some o' dat Ally Oop love stuff. I searched the whole world over - to find the perfect mate. There's no place for traditionalists - if you want someone to date. I just can't catch that special match - in the Age of Modern Man. I need to be transported to some ancient distant land. It's BC vs. PC - It's Darwin vs. God. It's Rubble vs. Redford - I want a hairy bod. Let's get Mesolithic. - You can pull me by my hair. Call this girl old-fashioned - but I say a cave is where you'll find a loving cro-mag who will hunt and gather fare. Let's get Mesolithic tonight. I've dated new age women. - They don't impress me much. There's only one advantage: - They insist on going dutch. The independent, self-reliant gals you see these days don't understand my manly scent and knuckle dragging ways. It's BC vs. PC - It's hands verses fork & knife. It's Wilma vs. Jane Fonda. - I need an obedient wife. Let's get Mesolithic. - Let me drag you by your hair. Call this guy old-fashioned - but I say a cave is where you'll find a submissive woman with her Stone Age Tupperware. Let's get Mesolithic tonight. I love it when you're rough. - I just can't get enough. Come on over, Cave-boy, to my lair. Give me some of that Alley Oop love stuff. I have no aspirations to leave the dwelling place. I'm moody, broody & feel a duty to tidy the living <b>...</b>
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A song about Albert Einstein? ... Photo by my friend Teresa: - www.flickr.com - www.youtube.com Track from this album: - www.amazon.com About Eddie from Ohio: - en.wikipedia.org Lyrics: ... I want to be quick, move at light speed, never grow up, never come down. I want to be small, walk with small feet, treading the space just above ground. Quick as I can, quick as a cat, quicker than sand, quicker than that. I want to be young, want to be beautiful, making a small beautiful sound. Albert Einstein was never good at math. But he found time down a curving path. The faster you go, the slower you grow, the less that you have to fall. The faster you go, the slower you grow, until you weigh nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all. I want to have girth, I want to have mass. - It's the new weight-loss plan. I want to run free, want to run fast. - Go on and catch me if you can. Quick as a shark, quick as a blink, quick as a thought, quicker than you think. I want to be scarce, out of sight. - I am light's biggest fan. Albert Einstein was never good at math. But he found time down a curving path. The faster you go, the slower you grow, the less that you have to fall The faster you go, the slower you grow, until you weigh nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all. Richard Petty, Richard Petty, Richard Petty ain't got nothing on me. I want to be quick, move at light speed, never grow up, never come down. I want to be small, walk with small feet, treading the space just <b>...</b>
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Eddie From Ohio was the closing act Saturday up on Reservoir Hill. Compliments of D. West Davies of Jim Smith Realty & "All Things Pagosa". More Pagosa Springs music festival coverage on my website: allthingspagosa.com
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Photo by my friend Dani: - www.flickr.com A somewhat jazzy track from this album: - www.amazon.com Eddie from Ohio are better known as a folk-rock group: - en.wikipedia.org I've uploaded more tracks from Eddie of Ohio on my rock channel: - www.youtube.com
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Let us pause in life's pleasures and count its many tears, While we all sup sorrow with the poor; There's a song that will linger forever in our ears; Oh Hard times come again no more. Tis the song, the sigh of the weary, Hard Times, hard times, come again no more Many days you have lingered around my cabin door; Oh hard times come again no more. While we seek mirth and beauty and music light and gay, There are frail forms fainting at the door; Though their voices are silent, their pleading looks will say Oh hard times come again no more. There's a pale drooping maiden who toils her life away, With a worn heart whose better days are o'er: Though her voice would be merry, 'tis sighing all the day, Oh hard times come again no more. 'Tis a sigh that is wafted across the troubled wave, 'Tis a wail that is heard upon the shore, 'Tis a dirge that is murmured around the lowly grave, Oh! Hard Times, come again no more

Eddie from Ohio at Celebrate Virginia in Fredericksburg with Jake Armerding on 5-22-09 perform Robbie's song, "Carolina"

Eddie From Ohio at Celebrate Virginia, Fredericksburg with Jake Armerding on 5-22-09 perform "Independence, Indiana"

Eddie From Ohio at Innsbrook After Hours in Richmond, VA on 6-10-09. EFO performs "Operator" -Not complete, for the ending try this: www.youtube.com

Eddie from Ohio at Innsbrook After Hours, Richmond, VA on 6-10-09. EFO sings "Candido & America"

Eddie From Ohio at Innsbrook After Hours, Richmond, VA on 6-10-09. EFO performs "The Three Fine Daughters of Farmer Brown"

Eddie From Ohio at Celebrate Virgina, Fredericksburg on 5/22/09. EFO performs, "Alone" with Jake Armerding
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Eddie from Ohio performs "Gravity" at the Avalon Theater in Easton, MD on March 24, 2012. I only got the ending, but that's the best part!! They hadn't performed this song in 10 years, but it was requested by an employee.

Eddie's highlight run of his highlight day against Illinois. November 11, 1995. First play on the first possession of the second half for the Bucks, after Illinois took the second half kickoff down the field for 4 minutes or so for a FG "to make a game of it". Eddie had other ideas. "Tommie Frazier, it's your turn, buddy."

Eddie From Ohio performs "Don't Think Twice" at the Avalon Theater in Easton, MD on March 24, 2012